1. breakinq:

    following back tons

     

  2. "I’m depressed,
    But darling,
    I love wearing bright colors,
    and I love things that sparkle,
    I laugh at everything,
    and I smile more than most,
    but darling believe me,
    my mind is killing me."
     

  3. sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

    (Source: neptunain, via desperate-violent-young)

     

  4. "Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
    — don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

    (Source: helenaoftroy, via courage-t0-gr0w)

     
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    1. *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
    2. Me: Please don't be 6am
    3. *1;48am*
    4. Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
    5. *Shoves face back into pillow*
     
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  11. "

    If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

    If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

    If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

    If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

    If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

    If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

    If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

    If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

    If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

    If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

    If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

    If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

    If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

    If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

    And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

    Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

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    Dolly Alderton  (via chocolatehighhh)

    lol damn.

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    Wow

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    Fuckin wild

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    (Source: gaslightgoodbye, via mirandawrongs)

     
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  14. "Wake me up at 3am just to tell me that I’m not close enough. Wake me again at 7am because we need to get ready for the day. Once more at 7:15 because we both know I don’t do mornings. Tell me about the dream you had last night while we have toast and orange juice. I’m tired as hell but I hear and feel every single word that you say. Ask me how I slept because you feel like you’ve been talking for too long. My answer is always the same when you ask, sleeping next to you is heavenly. Apologize for waking me up at 3 while I assure you that it’s okay and that I’m so glad that you did, then rally in your stubborn persistence the notion that it was out of line. Start explaining how wrong it was. You won’t get very far into your rant because I need to kiss you. Not only to stop you from being ridiculous but because I love you so much more than I can express with words. So please, wake me up at 3am so I can pull you closer and kiss you softly. “I love you endlessly” will be my sleepy response each time; as those four words are the only ones that can even come close to explaining my feelings for you."
    — (via fl0ridagirl)

    (Source: sarahiscray, via crypticwolf)